Attention all personnel...

David Long, at his M*A*S*H fansite Best Care Anywhere, has not only identified the actors who did the PA announcements in M*A*S*H (Sal Viscuso and Todd Susman) but he's actually on the way to transcribing every announcement and listing them, episode by episode.

Attention all personnel. By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out in ten minutes sharp. Anyone not in their own beds at that time will have to spend the night wherever they are.

This kind of obsessive fandom you just have to admire.

The site's front page is at BestCareAnywhere.net.